Tuesday, August 22, 2006 Impossible Outcomes...*

Impossible Outcomes...*



A few days ago I was reminded of one of my inappropriate college year crushes. I had a crush on Gatewood Galbraith (http://www.gatewood.com/) my junior year of college. Gatewood is best known as a proponent of the legalization of "hemp" and perrenial candidate for Kentucky congress and governor.

Gatewood was a regular at the coffee shop where I worked about an hour a week (and hung out at for countless hours a week). He was a charming man, with a slight Southern Drawl and a chiseled face. My friends and I used to admire him jogging from the window of my student apartment. By my estimation Gatewood was probably about 50 years old at the time.

I wonder if Gatewood knew he had a lustful fan club of 20 year old co-eds?

*Song by The Get Up Kids

10 Comments:

Blogger Doug said...

Is there another reason you run for Governor?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Johnny C. said...

What Get Up Kids song?

Did you see them play the fall of 2000 at the 40 Watt?

I was there along with everyone else I've ever met. It's weird.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Cup said...

Maybe he does now!

4:56 PM  
Blogger One Wink at a Time said...

LOL, Doug.
My guess, knowing as many 50-year-old men as I do, if he had known, chances are he would have acted on it...

7:30 AM  
Blogger Southern (in)Sanity said...

Sheesh...I hope some 20-year-old woman has a crush on me when I'm 50!!!

I'm sure he would have been at least flattered.

12:09 PM  
Blogger EJL said...

I am sure he would not be running for governor if he did!!!


Thanks for the visit!

1:24 PM  
Blogger inkyhack said...

Geesh. I wish some 20-year-old girl had a crush on me now!

9:43 AM  
Blogger MC said...

He probably did know, though he probably thought it was all about the hemp.

1:28 AM  
Blogger James said...

at least it wasn't like my sister's crush on John Taylor from Duran Duran.....I wanted to hang myself....

thanks for the info on a job...but, I am going to school in San Fran in the fall of next year

5:43 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Lucky bastard...

Note to self: Go jogging near college campus...wait--scratch that--jog elsewhere to get in shape, then go jogging near college campus.

2:37 PM  

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