Wednesday, May 24, 2006 Contemporary Southern Euphemisms

Contemporary Southern Euphemisms

Unique = bat shit crazy
Different = socially inept
Sweet = stupid
Nice = ugly
Artistic = unemployed
Discriminating = unnecessarily choosy
Special = a person only their mother could love
Similar Background = at least as wealthy as his/her parents

Used in conversation

Clementine is so unique. Since her breakup with Beauford she has been in a bit of a funk. I tried to fix her up with Alston’s friend Trey, but she has discriminating taste and he’s artistic and they’re not from a similar background. I just hope she finds a nice man. She is such a sweet and special girl.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

your post was so unique.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note that in a previous post you refered to your friends as "special".

What are you tryin' to say there?

7:09 PM  
Blogger Anomie-Atlanta said...

I love the girls, but when we get together we do some 'unique' things and at least one of them has a likin' for 'artistic' guys that are NOT from a 'similar background, bless her heart!

8:00 PM  

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